ok let's see...
"Just bring hit"
i don't get it? bring hit? what hit?
"We beat you up"
a little too violent to be professional
"Fuck the catchphrase"
that's just stupid, this radio is suppose to be taken seriously
"B UG"
i don't get it
"With a twist of lemon"
rip off, doesn't make any sense.
"The Music, The People, The Unity"
yeah a bit cheesy, would fit some other type of radio better
"A Tribute to the Loops (WWE A Tribute to the Troops)"
this is just retarded, i mean really.
"Slice it, dice it, clusterise it"
hehe ok this could do, although it doesn't quite make sense
"Slice it, dice it... good shit (alternative)"
again curse words only indicate a retarded (yes i love this word) hiphop radiochannel
"Max taste, no sugar"
it's not a parody, parody is when you make fun with a reference to the original material. this is plain 1:1 the same catch phrase so it's a ripoff.
"It's better than..."
better than what?
"And you rok"
i don't get it
"We don't kick you once, we have the whole beat"
it doesn't really make much sense but it's one of the best here.
a better version would be "we don't just kick you once, we deliver the whole beat"
"Preparty, Party, Afterparty"
well nice, but doesn't fit a radio concept as much as a rave party concept
"Because YleX was taken"
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"Raw, Medium, Cluster"
do you know what cluster means?
"Fuck the Olympics, tune in"
no curse words, plus the olympics are over in couple of days
"Let the waves take you"
a little cheesy but decent, an "in" word to the end
"Beat it up"
i really don't see how the music word references to violence are funny, unless it's something like "the best stabs in the world, not even the romanians can compete with us", and if we like to have serious image we can't use stuff like that, people will just think this is a big joke.
"Instant hit online radio"
well it's funny to us, cause we know this isn't an instant hit, but others will just think we're full of ourselves
"Best sounding when listened"
it's good, but without the sounding part
"Come get your scene points"
we don't have any spare ones though
"We put some in awesome"
"We put set in sunset"
i don't know if you have misunderstood the "we put x in x" joke, but it certainly doesn't work like that
the word you put in. is suppose to tell something about the person saying it.
"The sound of sweetness"
pretty nice, a bit cheesy though
"We are for you"
horribly cheesy
"Stop searching the sunrise"
this is the worst of these all, i mean it's an obvious comeback to tiesto, so it just doesn't work without the context. if you really would like to use a tiesto reference like this you should say "we have/found the sunrise" or something..
"We spin the world"
sure...
"And the world keeps spinnin'"
hehe this is kinda nice... if you read it as "radio cluster exists, but nobody fucking cares"
"He had a dream, now it's reality"
can you seriously imagine this text on a cool flyer
"Best thing since sliced break"
it's not our catchphrase, using it would be retarded
"Definition of audio"
yeah a bit too much..
"More than music"
how is it more than music? phrases like this need to be backed up, or otherwise people will think we think too much of ourselves and ignore us.
"Sexy back, without Justin"
what does sexy back even mean, in the track? it certainly can't mean a sexy - back.
"Fuck the silence"
fuck da silence bitch! tune da fuck in. this iz ur mainman dj cheapbitchfucker on the deckz
"Please try this at home"
nice, although please makes it sound desperate. try this at home or feel free to try this at home would be better.
"It's the bomb"
yeah, only that it isn't
. I'm not gonna keep arguing about this damn topic no more than this 
